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My Crowdependency Problem

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The Hagstone

The walk from the car to the river is leisurely, mostly because every time we see a bird or someone’s dog, Louise insists on stopping to look at them through the hagstone to find out if they are bullshitting about being birds and dogs.

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Can You Please Stop Telling Me To Live My Best Life Please

Thoughts On The Advice Pandemic

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The Reason Your Shampoo Wants You to Use More Shampoo is Because That Means You Will Buy More of Your Shampoo

An extract from my upcoming third novel, Everything Will Swallow You

FINALLY!

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France

Much has happened to me over this past week, but perhaps the place to begin is that last Thursday afternoon I saved a French kitten’s life by grabbing it from between the jaws of a ravenous dog. That’s the part of the trip I just took to France

The Lost Place

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Why I Decided To Sell (A Really Huge Chunk Of) My Record Collection

I'm Sorry, I Cannot Afford To Purchase Your House, But I Might Well Write Weird Stories Inspired By It

Deciding Not To Interview Lou Reed

A mixtape of sorts