The reason this sheep I met on a walk the other week on Dartmoor looks sceptical is because I’d just told it that it was the best sheep of all time.
I shall name this photograph I took on my walk yesterday ‘The Easily Offended Sheep And Her Young Family’.
“I might just be a sheep but one day when I’m rich and important I’m going to go to that island and stay in that weird art deco hotel. You just watch.”
The numbers on these lambs backs’ denote their positions in the very important 62-a-side lamb football match they’re currently playing in.